"I don't want to go to bed."
"That's life."
"You forgot to take me to the party.""That's life."
"The teacher made us all skip playtime."
"That's life."
"There's always so much homework."
"That's life."
"We have to revise during the holidays."
"That's life."
"I applied to every job on the page and heard nothing."
"That's life."
"I hate having to commute two towns over."
"That's life."
"Costs have gone up, but not wages."
"That's life."
"It's expensive to rent, let alone buy."
"That's life."
"AI's gutted my ghostwriting gig."
"That's life."
"We're forced to live in wage slavery while a bunch of billionaire nonces burn the planet for profit."
"That's life."
"Seriously, what the fuck is wrong with you?"