The Fallacies of Sleep

I'm a night owl

In an early bird society

School days

Time to get up

Crack of dawn

Gotta catch a bus

Get to school

I'm tired

I can't think straight

The teacher doesn't give a toss

"Go to bed earlier"

Should have stayed in bed

Go home

Bedtime

Can't doze off

Lie in bed

Stare at the ceiling

It's the weekend

Lie in bed

Checks the time

7:00 am? Fuck!

Can't doze off

Now what

Get a job

Same old shit

Now with coffee

Need to be up

Still can't sleep

Think about things

I won't write down

Clocks go forward

That shit's the worst

First Monday,

"Oscar Day"

For the slapping urge